Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words
i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”
My view on sex is this: If you want, have it. Great. More room in heaven for me
not being able jack off because you’d be touching a dick and that’s gay
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto