johnfreakingegbert:

Money speaks and it tells me you’re a faggot

johnfreakingegbert:

Money speaks and it tells me you’re a faggot

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(Source: haha-fuck-y0u)

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damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

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freakvevo:

*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*


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peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life


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mosoli:

im still laughing at this

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

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Bring that sweet ass over here.

Bring that sweet ass over here.

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omg-blubber-nuggets:

textpoops:

she wants the D

her teachers are concerned

why doesn’t she want the A

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planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.

planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.
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doubtisaplague:

africans:

h0odrich:

africans:

he looks like a joint

what the fuck kind of joints do you roll



cant breathe

doubtisaplague:

africans:

h0odrich:

africans:

he looks like a joint

what the fuck kind of joints do you roll

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cant breathe

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Kimmy.