dope-daydreams:

smooth like that

dope-daydreams:

smooth like that

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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image


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romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”


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venusaurphobia:

My view on sex is this: If you want, have it. Great. More room in heaven for me


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straight boy problem #72

vinylspinner:

not being able jack off because you’d be touching a dick and that’s gay


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austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich


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darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

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nellynelly:

Me
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Kimmy.